Perhaps you might be busy studying...tidying loose ends of your report...or wateva I dun care...heres a lil smth to cheer you up. My own story... crap it may be but i hope you like it..


The 'Branded' Story


Zara was 15 years old. He lived in Thomson Road. One day he picked up the phone " hello ! oei ho say bo... haha wat? go where? Bali?NO!!!(Baleno)
he damn tulan cos he wanted go batam and look for whore. just as he was walking along the road looking for cab, a "MANGO" drop on his head....he say "wah lau sway la mango also drop on me..." he carried on walking further....to his dismay he saw his aunty "HANG TEN " panties on the bamboo stick above head.

he damn pissed off and ran to look for his many year girl frien Gigi.
GIGI also damn pissed cos Zara was late...she looked at him and said..." scuse me ah u late by how long!!!"
Zara saw the look on her face and dare not piss her . he replied " eh GG<5 " la. (haha)
gigi saw the joke and cracked up a little while Zara heaved a sigh of relief
"eh zara.. wanan jio Dana (Giordan0) they all play pool not?"
" dun wan la GUESS what?"
"What"



aiya enough la feel bad le i gotta do my assignment haha u can complete the story if u like ciaoz

Our bbq...


Food Preparation.. heh

Some of the pre cooked food.....and well arranged prawns


My favourtie pic..awesome looks so delicious


okay...


seletar camp. hehe


what a weekend i had... happy one thousand and one hundred days baby...

whoopie its been a great 3 years...I love her...she's always on my mind....aww heh. After our overnite party at my place..and no thanks to hl's DVD The Descent...or was it Ascent? wateva...
yea it made the 25th a very shag day...but a memorable one spent with my love.

started pretty late...drove to Serangoon Gardens...nope not for chomp chomp..looking for a nice place to chill out... finally found ice cube.. pretty good n quiet place...with almost nobody in theer...


then we headed to mohd sultan....yeah not to chiong... haha but to visit the Chocolate Factory and i must say its really good.. and then we headed down to Funan the It mall to collect dear's lappie...was collecting it at the counter when i noticed some familiar voice...he asked the counter for a namecard...then i looked up and saw him...aha my sec 2 fren tian peng from acs.

nice and easy going chap...we used to go home togeter after sch cos he stays in the east too haha. and though we both have tanah merah country club membership... he goes to play golf while i tennis squash and swimming ahha. oh and we used to go bowling after sch at some kanasai queenstown bowl too.

after tt we drove down to seletar camp... i kinda miss the place. its freakin huge..its my old camp ahha memories of walking 20 plus mins to the main gate to baord a bus home haha. we had dinner at Sunset Grill. pretty nice and laid back place with a real al fresco touch by the runway..i love the place...

end of the post haha



oh wait theres more...anybody can tell me wat does the commercial on Tv means...when she says "..Because of nothign else i am a neat little kid..." puzzled huh... commercials can be so dumb....."If your life was a movie, would it be a good one?" (scratch head)

oh oh i have to say this i was surfing (channels) and chanced upon WWE....hhaha and guess whose up there with Vince Mcman....none other than Donald Trump aha holy shit...last nite he shoved Vince McMan in the ring haha ...

thats wat u get to do if u r (filthy) rich.

Well.

All's not very well.

i dunno wats wrong man...its like 5 weeks to the exams..i wished i were a freshman again..less things to be bothered about..
the niggling problems of FYP(again) exams...looking for jobs, going back to serve the nation for another 96 days....blah blah blah...

but i know no matter what happens, i will still come out strong..thats me..i may look fragile at this period...but no matter what happens, I knw lief must go on and i can keep my heads up high...I have the sweetest gift to me...a certain gal...heh. ok its getting to mushy..

thks dear for everything and the constant encouragement.

today i made a decision.

I have decided nt to be so childish n seek revenge or watsoever..call me a wuss a pussy watever u wan...I will not screw my prof with my anaconda..

that doesnt mean i am gonna sit there quietly...I am gonna email them togethet with my results and data...and let them know tt i am not wrong...nor right either...but i have to let them know tt i have done my research....and work.

the thing tt worries me...basically abt this project...I have accomplished like almost nth...except gather some data ...i dun see how i have helped my profs at all in their projects...but then again it aint my fault...one prof left for stanford for one whole semester..the other prof dumped me 2 of his papers n ask me read n understand from scratch n derive all his equations... tt i did...and then now this semester has been horrible...

ok. i look forward to a brand new week. i am gonna start studying like pretty soon. theer aint much time left...i am secretly wishing to go for another job interview...I enjoyed the one at toshiba... pls somebody pls ring me!!!

yea i know i said i will blog abt those 2 asses aldy but i'm sorry i can't help it... its also a means of letting my frens know... since they keep asking and i dun feel like saying usually after my meeting with asses.

so for the record i spend like nearly 2 sleepless nites finishing my report. submitted it and went to see the asses. Knocked the door went it...the local arse told me to go out for a min he needed to finish discussing with the russian arse ( they were plotting)

SO i was invited in and the russian arse didnt let me speak. he showed me a list of papers of info which he got....for the record the data he got was absolutely crap.....

initially thye wanted data on gases...so i got them gases by which the russian said: hahaha we professors..when we mean gases we mean liquids n gases....
fine i got the data for liquid n gases...to which i asked the local arse the range...he told me 500 kelvin.... okie those engineering students u shld know tt at 500 K very pretty much most fluids are gases...

so the 2 asses was shooting at me left right centre back.... telling me wat a mes si created in proving their equations wrong and so on... its like they feel challenged... i wanted to refer to my own data to compare but the russianinterttuprted me with wait listen to me first...

my blood was boiling....again the local ass brought the issue of whether i wanted to pass my fyp or stay another semester....

and then they asked me if i had emailed stanford n cornell university for help....and they were like ( i m sure they were) pretty embaraased cos i tink the pple there feedbacked to them....and so the russian was like asking me why did i do tt for?" you even emailed a Nobel Laurette??"

bloody piece of foreign talent i will kick ur ass on the nearest KURSK submarine and sent it sinking by my rubber duckie u UNDERSTAND!!!!

i need help now...what do u guys think shld i email him my data...for the record theres nth wrong with my data....its jus tt for their equation to work it needs to be in the bloody liquid phase!!! so STOP askign me to find 500 KELVINS... damnit.

so shld i highlight in red my data and send in an email n condemn them and possibly risk staying another sem here...or shld i quietly sit in one corner sucking my thumb and be a good SIngaporean.

nah contrary to the topic...I aint gonna whine no more.
no point la... if u read my past few entries is all abt my 2 profs...grrr haha
To the extent that i am immune already...the latest...
" friend, I tell you honestly you are borderline case now"
"I can flip a coin...you can easily fail."

haha oh ya i am not suppose to whine...
I wished I was in Stanford uni or Cornell for that matter... The professors there have no airs...completely helpful and really go the extra mile to help me...wheras my own prof....
" this is fyp if we help you we might as well do ourself. FYP is training you to be independent"


special thanks here to eric smith of cornell. *tribute*
he went really out of his way. touched.


seriously.

looking back at my fyp...i can only sigh. wrong choice..
haha lesson learnt. First never get a project with 2 supervisors...

I was thinking about my project and put yourself in my shoes....
the profs meet you for the first time dump you with their 2 research papers...and everything else is all up to u..u meet them once a week to update them and receive a nice screw. then u feel hurt and u feel the world is turning against u...then u promise urself to stand up on ur two feet and try even harder...
However the blow up ur arse each week is getting deeper n deeper. nothing else changes.
routine===>>> do resaerch, update prof, screw, sob, try harder===> same thing again.

but i guess i am good at being on the receiving end. there are pple with far greater troubles than me...I shld be thankful already. my trroubles are only a molehill compared to their mountains...

but my deepest fears are really abt passing my fyp...i already know my honours is going to be affected by two idiots. but nvm i shall be strong...I have my dearest baby who stands by me all the time. encourages me and consoles me...thats all i need. of cos my dearest frens around me who rally around me and encourage me to burn their office and all i appreciate it. I thank God for having such pals. love u all.

*persevere*

..Well in a matter of hours... I could be a JI Cheng Banaire.... haha sounds weird.

Lets say I win alone... and after gahmen taxes...lets say I take home 8.5 Million... hahahawat will i do with the money?

dunno.... hahaha but i shall not count my chickens b4 they hatch.... there aint no short cut to success haha

*Wake me up*

By the Nobel Prize Winner...I take my hat , shorts boxers, shirt everything off him....he's awesome...I wished he were my FYP prof...

As a last move of desperation I emailed 1996 Nobel Prize Winner for Physics, Professor Douglas Osheroff.

nice chap for he replied me... woohooo the Nobel Prize winner replied me!!! ahhaha

heres the transcript...

Dear Jiawel:
I am very busy now, and won't be able to send you anything soon. There is a 1967 text entitled 'The Properties of Liquid and Solid Helium' by J. Wilks that has a nice set of appendicies with compilations of helium properties as a function of temperature and pressure. One cannot talk about the viscosity of liquid 4He below the lambda transition temperature. The superfluid component has zero viscosity and the normal fluid component has a rather normal viscosity, which is low. See if you can find the book by Wilks.
Doug
Dear Professor Dougals D.Osheroff

Sorry to take up your time. I am from Singapore and a final year student in Nanyang Technological university. I have a thesis on harnessing high temperature superfluidity and require information on liquid Helium.
Could you be so kind as to send me some data on the properties of liquid helium between 1 kelvin to 2 kelvin? Properties such as Viscosity, Specific heat capacity, density and thermal conductivity. Is it possible that I obtain values at various pressures as well? I would deeply appreciate it if you could help me out on this or provide me with the relevant sources.Once again I thank you in advace for your help.


Regards
Jiawei
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Douglas D. OsheroffDepartment of PhysicsStanford UniversityStanford, CA 94305-4060Tele: (650) 723-4228Fax: (650) 725-6544Cell: (650) 245-5853